Zombies Attack Mobile Phones

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"Zombies. Man. Creep Me Out." -Dennis Hopper in Land of the Dead.

Go to most urban roads, if you dare, and you will realize with a jolt of alarm that no one around you is aware of the presence of each other and their environment as they shuffle past the shuffling automatically. Blocked or headphones to hear loud chattering, his head bowed cell phones, iPods, PDAs, media players, text messaging and other hypnotic tricks, they will not have died with their eyes are free so far from the reality around them, did not even know that away.

Mobile Zombies are rampant everywhere. Spread of the disease most violent on Earth? have the desire and always go to a wireless technology? endorphin addict vibrations sent to the brain from mobile phones to threaten the withdrawal painful, how to attack their invisible emanations of the frontal lobes, the memory circuit, attention and cognitive thought.

shown in contrast with the flesh-eating ghouls in horror films in Hollywood and the "revival" with the transmission of the virus from Solanum most brutal exchange of body fluids, "voodoo zombies" created by magic potions and votes hougnan priest in Haiti.

"Zombie Powder" by Max Brooks is in his essential Zombie Survival Guide "contains a very powerful neurotoxin," not unlike the ubiquitous brain chemicals added to foods to eat, drink and other drugs? including (as discussed elsewhere in this book), fluoride, aspartame and mercury. Individually and in combination, these compounds synergistically insidious button from electromagnetic radiation, facial expressions and override normal cellular function of the brain, destroying nerve cells and are turning people into zombies on.

to be held in ecstasy as their life force of the equipment used way strangely similar in shape and size of voodoo dolls to curse votes exhausted, zombie cell are particularly dangerous because, unlike real-induced Solanum Zombies able to express feelings or voice , mobile phone Zombies may seem almost normal, if not logged in. A real zombie when it hits, jacked up "to be home like a smart bomb," said Brooks, and begins to gnaw on your face.A mobile Voodoo Zombie "takes a moment to figure out who or what you are."

Smiling a thoughtful, unfelt apology for their intrusion? also "growl when provoked or injured," as Brooks describes? many cellular zombie "to understand the words, some basic phrases [and] have the ability to speak simple, natural, and rarely for extended conversations?".

Till Death Do You Apart
Although it is known that human flesh as "real" zombies eat their concern himself with foolish, slavish fixation on meaningless distractions, and the threat of complete disregard for their rapidly deteriorating ecological, economic and constitutional escape from the worst infestation zomboid in the United States the world.

Certainly, the carnage caused by their senseless wars against nations not threatening the U.S. project Zombie Paranoia consumes the bones and cartilage, the hopes and dreams of the wagons. With over one million people? mostly children? killed in Iraq since 2003 by zombie-like soldiers for anti-malaria pills and Dexedrine, anxiety, stress, fatigue and powerful spells of patriotism and "revenge" for crimes that do not exist in America jumped legions of zombies are blind following dangerous each country invaded described as the nightmare of Brooks in his best-selling account of the Zombie Wars. [World War Z]

HANDY SLAUGHTER
Yet, the bystanders and drivers upset about in great danger of zombies, their cell phones while driving a fast moving heavy goods vehicles.

In cities that have not yet disarmed oscillation mobile operator, the resulting carnage daily as bloodthirsty as any scene from "Night Of The Living Dead." Hit by a further $ 4000000000 a year to complete the drivers with cell phones, discovered insurers in North America, juggling phones while driving is not what a 600% increase in accidents. Other drivers involved shaving, makeup, tuning radios, taming pets to water, coffee, eating meals, retrieving dropped cigarettes, talking to passengers or employees of various sexual gymnastics attempt even more.

Mobile phones are much worse than driving lmerely dangerous distractions. The test of the SU Department of Energy has been carried out showed that with a phone on the drivers into zombies, greatly reduced its memory and reaction times and stopping signals from his brain. hands-free mobile phones cause even more crashes because they typically emit 10 times more brainwave interference of handheld devices.

Calls from inside a car or truck has a bad reputation for all in the car? especially children? because the reinforced steel structure surrounding the mobile emissions.The British House of Commons Science and Technology Committee report, "Using a mobile phone in a vehicle can accelerate radiation up to 10 times the effect of resonance."

For all drivers dialing out, Swiss researchers have found "the changes in brain function by pulsed radiofrequency electromagnetic fields induced survive the duration of irradiation. University of Toronto investigators report that the increased probability of cracking up your car lasts half an hour after a call.

This is comparable to the risk of an accident while driving drunk named Dr. Chris Runball, chairman of the Medical Relief Association BC.

"Talking on a cell phone do you drive a pensioner, even if you're just a teenager," says the University of Utah, after having determined that when the drivers as young as 18 talking on their phones, they drive like elderly people move and react more slowly and increases the risk of accidents. "Only hands-free phones were used in the study.

"If you ask a pilot for 20 years, driving with a cell phone, his reaction times are the same as a pilot of 70 years," says David Strayer, University of Utah psychology professor and author of the study. "It 's like instant aging." (With the exception of studies have shown, older, more experienced drivers are more alert and safer than testosterone confused teenager?.) [AP Feb. 2 / 05; Human Factors Winter/05]

mobile users are also affected as an alcoholic. The quarterly journal Human Factors and Ergonomics Society reports that drivers talking on the phone are actually more intoxicated with BAC greater than .08 compromised. It does not matter if the phone is placed by hand or hands free.

EM engineer Alasdair Philips saw the British Power Watch for people under 40 years with mobile phones more than four hours a day, and I found them already retired as "unfit for further work" ill due to dementia praecox. Philips said: "I would be more than four hours per day using the phone as potentially dangerous as drinking a bottle of brandy a day only the user function of the brain instead of kidney damage, and we have no brain transplants."

SAFETY: Protect yourself from vehicles zombie operating system! If you're traveling and someone on the spot with a cell phone in a vehicle nearby, remove the road and take cover as soon as it can do so safely. O maneuver behind the driver and increase the distance accordingly. Do not open fire. "Self-defense" swings is not a legal defense for the shot phones driver.

Call fetuses
When children are born zombies, we are doomed to failure. In the most comprehensive, the report funded by the government on radiation of mobile phone, described the biomedical expert Dr Stan Barnett phone radiation effects on fetal tissues.hesitates After his release in June 1994 by the Australian government, described the Commonwealth Scientific and Industrial Research Organisation (CSIRO), laboratory tests as far back in December 1974 shows that the neurons in the soft skull of the fetus is extremely sensitive to heat during the process of cell division.
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This article was published on 2010/11/07